Plus: Gerard Butler is getting Benjamin Button–ed.
Plus: Heidi Montag's best day ever.
Plus: Catherine Zeta-Jones plots to kill husband.
Plus: Christina Hendricks says, "Look at my great job and suck it!"
Plus: Jack White on that funny part of his new doc where he makes Meg cry.
Plus: Gerard Butler used to get laid way more.
Plus: "I'm going to cut the nuts off Conan and his father."
Plus: Ricky Gervais is keeping his money.
Plus: Matt Damon basically just freeloading.
Plus: Fourteen women get lucky on the same night.
Plus: Billy Corgan is so modest.
Also, Gerard Butler does not love jam.
Plus: Opie displeased with probable obituary headline.
Plus: Undressing scene in new Miley Cyrus is totally tasteful, Bret Michaels assures us.
"I remember wrecking a public pay phone once by tearing it off the wall with all my might."
Plus: Suri Cruise is "so cool," says 30-year-old man.
Plus: Joan Jett biopic "isn't painful" for Joan Jett to watch.
Plus: Adam Lambert no fan of crappy Rolling Stones covers.
Plus: Johnny Depp makes own children cry.
Plus: Regrets, Scott Porter has a few.
Plus: Isabella Rossellini still getting over David Lynch.
Plus: Thanks to Lady Gaga, Akon can retire now.
Plus: Prepare yourself for 'SHARKTOPUS'!
Plus: Helen Mirren loves Lady Gaga and plastic surgery.
Plus: Steve Coogan is extremely vain.