John Cena has some strong thoughts.
"I can't sing!"
"People can slide down the side of a building that’s falling and they don’t get ripped to shreds?"
Not at all.
"Menopause is the victory lap over the curse of being born female!"
"I’ll say it. Leo got a little fat."
As for his feelings about Roald Dahl? "He's dead, that's what's nice about him."
"Hey u guys in U.S? Dave Chapelle is my dream man. Can u find out if he's single and likes the backdoor?"
"I'm going back to bed."
"Out of a job, dude. Taylor Lautner! We're screwed."
With a few choice expletives.
"Even my own sister treats me worse than somebody would treat a rat."
"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."
"This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world."