"I just don't think you have the full package."
When Macy Gray and Tom DeLay are the biggest names, it's a good sign the show is stalling.
The new trend of combining existing reality TV shows has inspired us.
It's time for 'Real World: Cancun'!
And no, it's not to get his degree (he's a college graduate!).
And they're not doing it out of the goodness of their hearts.
Unsurprisingly, the Bachelor broke down in tears.
Three vaguely recognizable individuals have injured themselves on the set of NBC's new reality series 'Celebrity Circus.'
From the makers of Deadliest Catch (about the perils of deep-sea fishing) comes Shark Taggers, about the perils of tagging sharks. This is a real show.
Lest anyone get excited over the possible end to the writers' strike, the L.A. Times reminds us today that most of the crap on TV now was greenlighted before strike and it's going to get worse before it gets better.
Beleaguered hip-hop vixen Foxy Brown was sent to jail today for violating the terms of her probation, which apparently prohibited assault on one's neighbors, manicurists, and friends. But even if you count Nicole Richie, we're still one preggers, jail-bound celebrity short of a trend.
That sound you just heard is a thousand overworked fashion assistants leaping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Last night on the freak show America's Got Talent, we saw the advancement of a female beat-boxer named Butterscotch, a teary-eyed white reggae singer, and a magician who turned a dummy into a midget.
This was a less-than-thrilling end to a less-than-thrilling season.