Dorothy Hamill and Lisa Vanderpump, together at last!
And it's more than 60 straight minutes of teenage girls screaming.
One: Watching the same cast year after year just got boring.
Get your Koosh balls ready.
Hey, at least it's not about weddings.
People are calling it "the Jersey Shore of Appalachia."
And Terrell Owens, among others.
Those waste-filled pipes will have to crawl through themselves now.
Believe it or not, American Chopper was actually still on.
One is not enough.
Mmmm ... reality show.
Bada Bling Brides. It has come to this.
It's a celebrity diving contest.
"You're not a stupid ho, and we will be working on this show for many weeks together, so let's at least be professional."
Farewell, you grotesque, enchanting mess of a reality show.
"Congratulations," Sean Lowe.
A show featuring people voting on which of their co-workers to fire.
You're welcome, America.
We dub this scandal "Faking Amish."
You know what, as dog acts go, this is pretty good.