John Milius’s original looks like an Akira Kurosawa masterpiece next to this latest iteration.
Also, Mitt Romney and FNL movie odds.
Chris Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson will save us from an evil Asian man walking in slow motion.
See Chris Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, and Josh Peck in New Stills From the Long-Delayed Red Dawn Remake
It originally had China repossessing the U.S. because of its debt. Then economics got in the way.
Even though they were the bad guys.
Plus: 'Red Dawn'! 'Bride of Frankenstein'! Greg Kinnear!