Starring Jon Voight, kind of.
They do not like that his movie's in French.
"Santa's got a new list this year!"
"Nothing's sadder than a dead magician!"
They're even worse than the new Gerard Butler movie.
Yeah, let's get Tom Hanks in there.
"You write a movie like a gypsy."
Hey, lay off Joe Pesci!
Cut the hamburgers.
Marty vs. Doc? Never!
Who the F is Rosebud?
On E.T.: "What child leaves home and then throws a turd in their basket?"