Plus: Ozzy Osbourne no fan of being stabbed.
Plus: Drew Barrymore conducts symphony.
Plus: Edward Norton must get stoned.
"In real life, I'm really cool."
Plus: Ricky Gervais is loving angels instead.
Plus: Swine contracts swine flu.
Also, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
Couldn't they at least get him for the Tonys?
"If you compare it to serious works of genius it will not fair that well."
It kind of looks like 'Liar Liar,' only in reverse.
Plus: Jessica Szohr has a burgasm.
Plus: Jane Lynch is awesome.
Plus: 'Battleship: The Movie.'
Plus: Ryan Seacrest has a confession to make.
Plus: MTV! Poker! Art thieves!
Plus: Summit Entertainment just can't get enough of vampires.
Plus, Ricky Gervais adopts a wait-and-see attitude on the existence of elves.
Plus: Everyone's talking about Lil Wayne.
Plus: Eminem sees the error of his ways.
Gervais says he'd be 'scared' to do the Oscars.
Plus: Will the 'Survivor' incident mean more flapping penises?
After saving the Emmys from being completely terrible, Ricky Gervais is being tipped as a possible Oscars host!
You know the Monday Surprise! You don't know why you saw it, but on Monday, you buttonhole your co-workers and tell them how good it was.
Why wasn't Gervais asked to host last night's ceremony? And can they get him for the Oscars?