Plus: Betty White came on to Gerard Butler, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
We're looking forward to his Globes jokes, but fearing the endless explanations of why they're not offensive.
And naturally, he says he'll be even meaner this year.
Whaddya know? Schindler does AIDS jokes!
Now the HFPA has to sign off.
Johnny Depp hasn't forgotten about the Golden Globes.
"People might not like what I do, which is absolutely fine with me, but they can't stop me doing it."
Says he's considering a non-network-friendly podcast during the show.
Karl has some new hats.
This is what happens when you accept a dinner invitation to Ricky Gervais's house.
Plus: Katie Holmes barks at raccoons, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"They definitely would have gone with the alternative, but since I didn't give them one they went with Rihanna."
Introducing 'Dwarves for Hire.'
Plus, Ricky Gervais issues another emphatic non-apology for the Golden Globes, on our regular late-night roundup.
Aw, he's embarrassed.
Plus, Gordon Ramsay and Conan "donkey" O'Brien try to make tacos but end up brawling, on our regular late-night roundup.
Louis CK does a pretty decent Seinfeld.
You can’t buy yourself a line, you can’t give them Starbucks certificates and they’ll give you a line just because of that.
"I want it to be an inspiration to all white people everywhere. Your dreams can come true in Hollywood too."
Also, Sylvain Chomet.
It was Hugh Hefner.
January 27. Blink and you'll miss him.
"I will kill you, you understand."
He is apparently still alive, and also shirtless.