Then, because the most creative minds in television couldn't think of anything more clever, William Shatner was invited onstage to rip off Heidi Klum's clothes.
Plus: Ricky Gervais explains the difference between him and Brad Pitt.
Plus: Today's the day that 50 Cent and Mariah Carey learned who Mudvayne is.
Plus: If André 3000 smoked, Woody Harrelson would totally have shared his stash.
Now that Ricky Gervais is a big Hollywood star, he won't be inconvenienced by dogs or put off by dead, multicolored kittens.
Plus: Ricky Gervais on how getting fat saved his career, and Will Ferrell on how drinking Champagne out of a shoe wrecks the flavor.
Last night he displayed some of the unsettling characteristics of David Brent.
Man, this movie looks terrible.
Dunder Mifflin's Scranton regional manager has re-upped his contract for another three years.
Plus: Ne-Yo on his similarity to the Beatles, and Tina Fey on the profitable way to film one's knockers.
Ridley Scott and Leonardo DiCaprio reteam for another project, Ricky Gervais adds more comedy superstars to his new movie, and Broadway casts its big green ogre.
Plus: Final Destination, finally in 3-D!
Plus quotes from Alex Ross and Bob Mould.
Plus: Annie Lennox!
Sadly ducking what could have been the funniest celebrity feud in years.
Speaking of shows you'll never see new episodes of ever again, Extras bowed out last night with a dour Christmas special on HBO.
Plus: John Cusack is sorry he broke up with you.
Plus: News about John Legend!
Plus industry news on Ricky Gervais, Al Pacino, and John Woo.
Plus industry news on Kanye West, Peter Bjorn and John, and Mark Twain.