How on earth did Margaret Seltzer ever think she was going to get away with it?
No offense to the excellent rabble-rousers over at Gawker, but we'd answer that question with a chuckle and a dismissive wave of the hand.
Plus industry news on John Singleton, Kate Burton, and Panic! At the Disco.
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