Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."
It's to mess with the paparazzi!
No matter how passionately you love a florid, overwritten, hilarious book, the movie can be EVEN BETTER.
Plus: Steven Spielberg and Stephen King unite!
This one is made by movie professionals.
"Weitz’s compositions have no spark, though, and his pacing is so flaccid that you’re going to need the electricity of a live, first-weekend audience to stay charged up."
Plus: Jack White bags on Santana!
Plus: Do Alec Baldwin's love scenes with Meryl Streep in 'It's Complicated' match up to his with Kim Basinger?
This ought to be the perfect remedy for your 'New Moon' comedown.
Plus: Robert Pattinson's jump-roping ability impugned.
And what if said erotic thriller were produced by King Midas himself, Simon Fuller, the man behind 'American Idol' and the Spice Girls?
Plus: Robert Pattinson on his limitations.
What a bunch of idiots!
Does anyone have some garlic?
Plus: Taylor Swift makes funny noises.
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Like almost everything, it's just like 'Fight Club'!
Zooey Deschanel was probably wise to make new husband Ben Gibbard put a ring on it when she did.
U.K. video distributor Revolver has picked up 'Robsessed,' a documentary about 'Twilight' star Robert Pattinson.
Also, Stephen Colbert: Dumb.
It's like totally Shakespearean.
Plus: Robert Pattinson to play woman.
Robert Pattinson: smelly.
Plus: Charlene Yi on her stupid 'Knocked Up' performance.
Plus: David Johansen finally admits what we've known all along.