Roger Ebert and Armond White take the film to task.
We guarantee this will be one of the best anecdotes you've read in the past hour.
How many men could resist the opportunity to do a little tweaking?
"Another chapter to this saga will begin when Richard and I shortly announce a new movie review program."
And he wonders why Jason Voorhees has never been able to secure a book deal.
'Phone for you, Rog. Your shoes are calling.'
Plus: Jack Nicholson is still creepy!
Yes, we know — noted satirist Roger Ebert posted that creationism Q&A on his Website as a joke.
'Sometimes I think I am living in a nightmare.'
And Ebert seems to give Disney a thumbs-down.
Last night’s Gotham Awards ceremony, held for the first time in Brooklyn, at Steiner Studios’ massive Stage 3, provided an entertainingly schizophrenic picture of the indie film world.
It ain't exactly Cahiers du cinéma.
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