This one's a "nightclub drama."
In the vein of Six Degrees of Separation.
Because of that Zadie Smith profile.
"I thought it was rude. As an older person in the industry I just wanted to point it out."
"Get off Rihanna's D*ck!"
After Lowe's backed out, Simmons bought up their ad space.
"I fully capitulate to your rightness," she tells her critics.
Plus: Other famous people!
Plus: M.I.A. to release Animal Collective album.
In the past week or so ESPN.com's Bill Simmons — "The Sports Guy," a massively popular columnist who's ostensibly a sportswriter but would better be described as the National Commissioner of Bar Arguments — has started writing about "Mount Rapmore," a hypothetical rap version of Mount... well, yes.