If you'd been hoping for a Hollywood-crippling actors' strike, we have bad news.
Owing to growing dissent among its own ranks, SAG leaders announced last night that they're delaying the strike vote for two weeks.
Who could blame them? Picket lines are great for networking!
Studios are scheduled to begin production on around 40 large-budget new movies between next spring and summer.
Plus 'Bruno' gets a release date, and David Sedaris is a liar no longer.
"It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis."
Plus: Andrew W.K.!