Plus Jean Ralphio!
Plus, Chelsea Handler wonders why Oprah wouldn't want to be a lesbian, on our regular late-night roundup.
"In all honesty, I would say it's a lot closer to Kathy Bates in 'About Schmidt' than, like, Julianne Moore in 'Short Cuts.'"
“You know sometimes when you’re running from lasers, you just have to like pretend you’re running from lasers.”
"I couldn't help but notice that you're both huge nerds."
Twitter campaign proves unsuccessful.
Cool 'stache, Efron.
Plus: 'Commando' getting the reboot treatment.
Plus Colbert on chicken bartering, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.
Sarah's sister's last-ditch attempt to save the show — which might get a spinoff.
Plus: Steve Coogan is extremely vain.
If this is what it takes to save the show, we're all for it.
Plus: Sarah Silverman had a baby, on our regular late-night roundup.
Sarah might be a hermaphrodite.
Plus: Joan Rivers returns home!
"With me, if they go like, 'Hey, I'm [fornicating with] Matt Damon too!' I go [delighted laugh], 'cause then you can just move on."
Plus: Tristan Wilds is killing people again!
This news is the exact opposite of 'ozay'.
Nominated in the same category that "Dick in a Box" won last year.
Plus: Whoopi Goldberg is coming to Broadway, and Netflix is coming to your XBox 360.
The long list of potential Best Actress in a Comedy nominees suggests she has a shot.
A masterpiece of tortured syntax.
Okay, we get it.
Plus: Alan Tudyk!