We lay out the reasons why.
If things don't work out with Rosie O'Donnell ...
The TomKat divorce has brought negative scrutiny to the formerly rock solid organization.
"I met Paul twice. He was never nice to me."
Tom Cruise has officially morphed into your embarrassing uncle.
Another bizarre propaganda video from the Church of Scientology!
Including the most terrifying game of musical chairs ever.
Which of the three do you think could most believably have sprung from Philip Seymour Hoffman's loins?
Cruise's lawyer is already denying allegations made in an upcoming book from a former Scientology insider.
Why does this thing need to cost $35 million, anyway?
Yep, still sounds awesome.
"I hereby resign my membership in the Church of Scientology."
Say what you will about Tom Cruise, but he knows how to give an official Website a bangin' soundtrack.
Tom Cruise has introduced the Scientology message to over one billion "people of Earth."