You see, it's a tornado full of sharks ...
An "aquarium of death," if you will.
Never forget Sharktopus!
Has there ever been a more effective merger of science and sensationalism?
And she will still be fat.
She is both gifted and nuts.
Betty Draper writes an op-ed.
The video ends when one of them "slap[s] his tail on my board."
Dear New Jersey, happy Shark Week. Love, a real shark.
No matter what the Discovery Channel says, sharks would, indeed, like to kill and eat you.
Constantly updated reports on which of your favorite shows will return this spring, this fall, in 2009, or (gulp) never.