In a beige leotard and blonde wig.
And a mustachioed stand-in.
Out September 26.
It was wonderfully bizarre.
"Really use your crazy eyes and just be weird."
Katy Perry missed an email; Rihanna's manager sat on it for too long.
"Party girls don't get hurt."
It smells like Sia.
It's like "Colors of the Wind," but by Beyoncé.
And she shines bright.
Sure to go platinum, or at least titanium.
Somewhere, Sia's like, "This is some bullsh*t."
That kid from Super 8 is in a David Guetta video, so get onboard.
Plus: Ashton Kutcher suffers a crisis of confidence.
"Right now, I’m handling [fame] by taking Zoloft and Xanax."
Girl head, puppet body!
Half a dozen songs from the blonde Australian pop singer.
Plus: Chris Issak talks 'Eyes Wide Shut' about ten years after you stopped caring about it.