Prepare your Chinese stars for battle.
Spike TV enlisted Lost's Pierre Chang — a.k.a. Dr. Halliwax — to shill for their Scream Awards. Cheesy? Clever?
'Coal,' about miners in West Virginia.
That was quick.
Plus: Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence together at last!
Plus: Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna are still in love.
Will they be fast friends or mortal enemies?
Turns out she really does love working with CGI robots! (Translation: She doesn't want to get off the 'Transformers' gravy train quite yet.)
Plus: pirate hunters.
Plus: Banana Hands finally gets his own reality show.
Plus: Some serious witch action.
Spike TV's bus-stop ads are wrong — as everyone knows, Wedge Antillees was the original wingman.