Our own Julie Klausner forced them to get feminine.
At Fenway Park.
And Yankees sportscaster John Sterling will be doing the play-by-play.
Because of sports.
She performed the newest Sunday Night Football theme song.
"I am f*cking media."
Great, now we have to watch the ESPYs.
Yasiin Bey hopes for a summit meeting with Jay-Z and Harry Belafonte to discuss the arena's effect on Brooklyn.
There's a Social Network in here somewhere ...
Mother of God.
Hot diggity dog, indeed.
Your call, guys.
This is what the Super Bowl should look like.
The cool kids are in Kabul.
And sports fans everywhere were like, "Who???"
Definitely, but who cares?
1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out!
It awkwardly incorporates a "jeah."