"I am f*cking media."
Great, now we have to watch the ESPYs.
Yasiin Bey hopes for a summit meeting with Jay-Z and Harry Belafonte to discuss the arena's effect on Brooklyn.
There's a Social Network in here somewhere ...
Mother of God.
Hot diggity dog, indeed.
Your call, guys.
This is what the Super Bowl should look like.
The cool kids are in Kabul.
And sports fans everywhere were like, "Who???"
Definitely, but who cares?
1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out!
It awkwardly incorporates a "jeah."
With his Playboy-model fiancée.
Well, that's one way to tee off.
Also, what are the NHL Awards?
Never stop talking, Bill Murray.
Don't quit your day job, boys.
Bill Murray: still a weirdo.
The Patriots are the Lannisters. Burn!