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"Streaming services are a very new way for artists and fans to engage."
In protest of its business model.
"Enter Spotify." Anyone?
Not "Call Me Maybe."
Even though Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" is one of the most popular songs on Spotify, she earned only $167 from the site over five months.
Welcome back to the First World, everybody!
Sorry, James Cameron!