All it took was one week of sales.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
Chewbacca, C-3PO, Darth Vader, and more!
Even though he hasn't really seen them.
Plus: Aziz Ansari, Andy Samberg, Seth Rogen, and other professional funny-makers.
Kepler 16b and its Tatooine-like "double sunset."
Okay, she's just got the cinnamon roll earmuffs.
Darth Vader gets emotional.
Puppet Yoda, we hardly knew ye.
Plus, streaming video from Wal-Mart and a new music app from AOL.
Which means some dude can sell replicas of them.
Take that, John Boehner!
See a wrinkled Silver Surfer, a Segway-riding Flash, and a sad stab at PR by Lando Calrissian.
Yes, that Dark Side.
From 'The Godfather,' 'Empire Strikes Back,' and more.
Vengeance will be his.
Now he's just waiting for new technology to appear.
In 60 years, prequels made from creative decisions to economic decisions and everything in between.
It's crafting for geeks.
The Galactic Empire Times has a full report.
No word from the Stormtrooper.
"It is certain that we cannot escape anguish, for we ARE anguish." –C3PO
Plus, Gary Busey talks some classically awkward smack about Meatloaf, on our regular late-night roundup.