Won't you help them out?
Hear Colbert's new jam.
As a talk-show guest, Justin is as gracious as you'd imagine.
"Evanston is riddled with brothels."
"I want the audience with me in wild fantasies."
Plus, Mike Birbiglia equates our review of his show with a mean uncle yelling "you're fat, but you're funny!"
You can see Patti LuPone in the background!
Patti LuPone, Jon Cryer, Stephen Colbert, Christina Hendricks, Martha Plimpton, Neil Patrick Harris, etc., etc.
Neil Patrick Harris learned his part in the car.
Does he succeed?
No, we're not over this phenomenon yet.
It's more loving than you'd expect.
Plus, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert broke up their "best friends for six months" relationship on our regular late-night roundup.
Jon Stewart and his baseball bat also make an appearance.
Last Night on Late Night: Simon Cowell Uses His Mother and Paula Abdul to Take a Jab at Idol’s Steven Tyler
Plus, Stephen Colbert finds out how many Mardi Gras beads it takes to see Harry Connick Jr.'s boobs, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Stephen Colbert explained what he finds sexist about Levi's new "Ex-Girlfriend" jeans, on our regular late-night roundup.
Perhaps he'll pursue a job at Starbucks?
"I'd like to thank everyone I ever married. I still love all of you, but I won't name you, because we haven't got enough time."
Plus, Matthew Perry jokes about the nasty things he likes to do with his 'Friends' money, on our regular late-night roundup.
Last Night on Late Night: Kevin Spacey Drops More F-Bombs While Picking Up His ‘Oscar Winner F-Bomb Hall of Fame’ Award on Conan
Plus, Stephen Colbert risks his life eating Taco Bell, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Stephen Colbert outwits "Tiger Mother" Amy Chua, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Stephen Colbert offers up an even lazier alternative to the Forever Lazy, on our regular late-night roundup.
Plus, Kevin Spacey tells Stephen Colbert a great Keyser Soze story, on our regular late-night roundup.
"I see your Zales, and raise you a Honda."