"I would disagree with all of its statements. I don’t know where to begin."
Compositional deconstructive mechanisms!
The Vulture Transcript: The Magnetic Fields’ Stephin Merritt Describes His Hatred of Kids and Fear of Drunken Straight Women
"I’m particularly uncomfortable around drunken straight women."
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Fortunately, he became successful.
Lil Wayne: Jail will be awesome.
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We do Georgianne Walken's work for her and cast the inevitable TV movie.
Plus: Stephin Merritt's Neil Gaiman musical is ready for the stage.
Plus Ne-Yo on John Mayer, Pete Wentz on Tina Turner, and Dolly Parton on her breasts.
Plus: Diane Keaton, uncensored!
Stephen Merritt is almost a music academic: cold, detached, mathematical, studying pop form in order to bend it to his will.
Via the magic of streaming audio, you can decide for yourself.
We trace this trope from the most disreputable of bloggy sources all the way to the august pages of the New York Times.