Uh-oh, someone posted a top-secret list of Steve's best ideas right on his own website.
Plus: Steve Martin hangs with squirrels.
Also: Ethan Hawke!
"Must speak English, but not be the type when asked, “How are you?” that responds, 'I’m WELL, thanks ... '"
"Dear Jenny ... "
Plus: Sophia Bush signs on to an ABC comedy pilot.
"There were a lot of good jokes we had in there that they wanted to tone down."
Plus: Steve Martin's 'Big Year' continues.
People were "destroyed," tables were pounded. . .
A Vulture investigation!
In anyone's else's hands, this material would have died like the Oscar chances of 'The Lovely Bones.'
Lohan does Jesus, Pattinson passes out, Quentin Tarantino nibbles ear, and more from this month's issues.
James Cameron! Harvey Weinstein! Advanced math!
Mindless violence is still a-okay with the MPAA, but smoking a joint is cause for alarm.
“Oh, that'll be easy.”
You want a Gilly holiday special? You got it!
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
"It wasn’t that she turned us down."
"I got lucky. Today's my lucky day."
They'll co-host March 7's Oscar ceremony.
We might be getting soft in our old age, but this looks pretty good!
Stupid creative differences, we curse thee!
Plus: Banana Hands finally gets his own reality show.
Plus, Adam Baldwin is no Leonardo DiCaprio.
Plus: 'Wall Street 2'!