"Be there or be square, I don't want to hear you don't have anything to wear."
"Maybe I spoke out of turn. But a racist I'm not, Nicki."
It got messy fast.
New York and New Jersey’s Favorite Sons and Daughters Turned Out for NBC’s Hurricane Sandy Benefit Show
Everyone from Christina Aguilera to Bruce.
"When I write my lyrics, it's a train of thought — sometimes it doesn't make all the stops." Ho, ho.
When A-List is not enough.
Now who will like everything, seem creepy, and be made of 100 percent sinew?
Zales? Check. McDonald's? Check. Tim Allen and Train? Check, check, check!
Until they don't mean anything anymore.
Certain compliments actually mean, "You're terrible."
Plus: Megan Fox can't stand the creepy, old rich guys at awards shows, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Watch the video flirt-off and you be the judge.
This is what you've been waiting for
No judgment here. Just mostly everywhere else.
Vote for your favorite cover of the holiday classic.
Lady looks like a dude, and dude's face is A MESS.
Either that or Ke$ha looks terrible.
"I've never cared for the landing strip; I think it should be all or nothing."
Attending the two-day iHeartRadio festival in Las Vegas was like scanning through old-time Top 40 radio.
Has he seen 'Monster in Law'?
Plus, David Letterman tries to wrestle out Jodie Foster's opinion on co-star Mel Gibson in our regular late-night roundup.
He's not a fan of 'Idol.'
Let's hope Bristol Palin and Chris Colfer can find something to talk about.
Plus, Jack McBrayer talks about Jewish culture (or lack thereof) at his Georgia high school, on our regular late-night roundup.