Doesn't he have some pumpkins to smash?
The rumor mill says yes.
This week's promotional appearances for the Backstreet Boys' new album have been canceled following Brian Littrell's tragic diagnosis with H1N1 today.
Where are the Jonas Brothers when you need them?
"It was just like any other flu I have had before."
See, kids, this is EXACTLY why your parents tell you to pay attention during your Defense Against the Dark Arts class.
The Jonas Brothers haven't canceled a concert over swine flu — they simply requested a night off to find a cure.
Don't forget your mask, Hugh!
Mike Skinner has immortalized the H1N1 virus in an awesome new jam, "He's Behind You, He's Got Swine Flu."
Or, as the 'Sun' put it, "Some might spray."
Paul Dergarabedian says it could earn $85 million to $100 million this weekend.
The movie's Mexico City premiere has been postponed due to swine flu, hilariously.