"You take my hand and make 'Prince of Persia' jokes as the leaves crunch beneath our feet."
Plus, Robert Downey Jr. wants to make it clear that he's never done anything lewd to himself with a garden hose, on our regular late-night roundup.
The singer hooked up a small group with a mean hot chocolate and some sisterly advice yesterday in New York.
Plus: Taylor Swift is just so wonderful.
Plus: Waiting 30 minutes to respond to texts doesn't help Taylor Swift either.
Joe Jonas is well-represented.
Plus: Universal to just call everything the "Bourne" something.
Finally, a Taylor song not about someone she dated! Unless there's a guy out there named Viva.
She's playing a show at a working airport terminal, because getting through security really did need to get more annoying.
Plus: T-Pain gives nacho advice.
"Dear John/I see it all now that you're gone/Don't you think I was too young/To be messed with."
Uh-oh, someone's hurting Tay-tay's feelings.
Has a bit of a Shania Twain, "You're Still the One" thing going on.
"You asked me to break both his legs, wrap him in chains and throw him in the lake. I did."
Plus: Martha Plimpton coins the phrase "beige trash."
Hear Swift's new single, "Speak Now."
Taylor Swift: evil wedding crasher.
What specific personal experiences Taylor will be singing about on 'Speak Now'? Vulture investigates.
"Where I messed up is, at the end of the day, it's your show, Taylor. It's your show, MTV."
All that Kanye-Taylor tension paid off.
"Who you are is not where you’ve been."
Will they be cold? Hug? Even show up?
He still wears his scars from last year's VMAS, he tweeted.
Will he be interrupted?