Boyle can still top Swift for best-selling artist of 2009.
Oh, vicious 2009, how much more misery must you inflict!
And why not!
A ranking of the artists we found most memorable.
Just go gently into that gimmicky night.
What hasn't she won?
Plus: Kristen Stewart exactly like Jodie Foster.
Plus: Bradley Cooper on finally getting to kill people.
Plus: Taylor Swift makes funny noises.
Eat your heart out, Joe Jonas!
Plus: Taylor Swift on screening her boyfriends.
Plus: Taylor Swift not too concerned about hurting other peoples' feelings.
Kanye? Daniel Craig? Lil Mama?
Man and his mustache invade little girl's picture.
Like the Beatles before him, Kanye West will chill out in an India for a while.
Plus: Olivia Wilde compares self to Robert Pattinson, frog.
"He didn't kill anybody."
He says the rapper's behavior "completely uncalled for" and his "punishment was to appear on the new Jay Leno show."
You've read the transcript and heard the audio, now you can watch Obama chastising Kanye in an off-the-record interview.
Them's fightin' words!
"The young lady sees like a perfectly nice person ... He's a jackass."
Swift: "He hasn't personally reached out, but if he wanted to say hi ... "
Kanye West somehow turned the first-ever episode of 'The Jay Leno Show' into raw, compelling television.
"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won."
"I feel like Ben Stiller in 'Meet The Parents.'"