"I have a bunch of GIFs of Cary Grant in my phone that I send people."
Or your MacBook Air.
"Man Of Steel, Iron Man 3 and all those movies should not necessarily be in 3-D."
Aaaaaghhh, TV, why can't you get this right?
Meaning every other movie will be doing it the year after.
Merry Christmas, you're inactive!
Just try to look at Pinokio and not think of Pixar.
Call it tech-hacking, maybe.
Makes death fun!
Dylan meets Kinko's.
Yes. And, also, while sober.
And when's your TED talk?
It's kind of like SoulCycle, but you fly!
Batman shouldn't have updated.
Stop photographing brunch!
Ever wanted to hear Sean Paul sing "Forbes Magazine"? Well, today's your lucky day.
Oh, so that's what Google play is! We were wondering.
Why your Tumblr matters.
Now we miss our Nokia!
In a perfect world, Siri would say, "Have you heard of Campbell's, you lazy sonofabitch?"
And the Internet, finally, is complete.