Before you see the second installment of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit movie trilogy, test your recall on the epic source material.
"Elf sex is Tantric."
Nine things you need to remember before you see The Desolation of Smaug.
"Obviously I don't have a tail, can't breathe fire, don't fly, and I'm not made of scales or cold-blooded."
"Dwarves wouldn't be that patient."
Moe is Gollum, obvs.
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Dominic Monaghan played a hobbit, he was not in The Hobbit.
"I went on opening day to see it."
Now the trilogy will span a full two years.
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And Django is likely to become the highest-grossing Tarantino film next weekend.
A Vulture experiment!
The industry saw its biggest single increase in admissions in a decade.
And can we expect to get more of it in The Desolation of Smaug?
With $18 million.
And The Hobbit continues to dominate the big movie field.
It's easy to forget the single dad.
And not one braid in sight.
If you build it, dwarves will come.
Why does it all appear so odd, so abnormal? And is it actually?
The cast of The Hobbit gets put to the test.
The documentary he's promoting when he's not promoting The Hobbit.
Eat 'em all!
Not that $85 million isn't a boatload.
$223 million worldwide.