Breaking up is hard to do. Fake proposing is easy.
Soulja Boy, please don't tell 'em next time.
Aside from the Olympics and Hatfields & McCoys, things were very grim across the cable box.
Plus, an offended Jennifer Garner to David Letterman: "[Ben Affleck] will stomp you!" and more, in our daily late-night roundup.
Who's got two thumbs and is about to embarrass himself on national TV? All these guys!
From reality to scripted to all things pawn, we judge what's likely to be back next June, and what we'll (hopefully) never see again.
Is Ashley just a dope, or were producers super cruel?
'Project Runway' season nine premieres tonight. Can it follow in the footsteps of 'Survivor' and keep going?
We've put Jeff's weirdo love mask into Rhett Butler, Spider-Man, Mrs. Robinson ...
"I went to Yale, which is in Connecticut."
Roberto wins and Ali jumps for joy, but not before preemptively dumping Chris. Way to go, Ali!
Ali gets rejected by Frank. Boom!
The former lovebirds return to explain their very public breakup and get really, really nasty.
Justin the Entertainment Wrestler is the second villain from Toronto to pop up on the show.
CNN's hard-hitting investigation.
Contestant Kasey freaks Ali out with a tattoo, and then is summarily given the boot.
He's got the smarm and the hair.
There's always one crazy one in the bunch.
"Experience the drama of dating and the fun of flirting," but alone and on your Wii.
Funny or Die spoofs 'The Bachelorette.'
And none of us are allowed in.
If you love 'The Bachelor,' but aren't a fan of roses, has ABC got a show for you!