He asked of The Late Show.
He made his own!
From last night's Colbert Report.
They're all humanoids!
He played a tribute to himself, of course.
Who plays well together? (And who doesn't?)
"The hard truth is, every show doesn't merit a spinoff."
That's gonna be a hard job.
Good for Stephen Colbert. Sad for us.
"Who would've ever thought a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?"
Especially if you like America a lot.
"We don't want a shirtless man on a horse leading us."
Henry Kissinger is a good sport ... right up until you ask him to make a joke about pancakes.
As the Reflektors, they played "Normal Person" and "Afterlife."
And smile forever.
How dare it overlap with Thanksgiving!?
By marrying the couple himself!
And then lock him in a basement and demand new Breaking Bad scripts.
"I want IN on this new era of bickertainment."
Jon Stewart shows up. It's perfect.
As Stephen Colbert explains in a frank conversation about the event.
Lorna Colbert was 92.
Fallon singing barbershop, Kimmel pranking children, Handler showering with Sandra Bullock, and much more.