Which represent realistic, serious campaigns, and which are windmill-tilting for a beloved star?
It's the European version of the Oscar.
Including Best Director.
"Even if I could come, I wouldn't," Polanski said. "Because the last time I went to a festival to accept an award, I ended up in jail."
In this masterfully dubbed footage, characters take baths, run away from things, and get accused of war crimes.
There'll be no more developments in his extradition until next year.
Sadly, we were unable to think of a joke for the end of this post.