Eden Wood's hit the big time. Sort of.
If there's anything healthier than pageants, it's reality television.
Meet Alana, the Most Unsettling Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant in History (and Her Mom’s a Creep, Too)
Anyone have the number to Child Protective Services? Or is pouring Pixy Stix down your kid's throat a thing?
She was born this way, baby: young, blonde, and sexy! Incidentally, does anyone have the number to Protective Child Services?
Bob's family culls their inspiration for child pageantry from RuPaul.
Dreadful babies and their dreadfuller moms!