"Why aren't you a behemoth like the REAL Jack Reacher, Tom?"
He's playing a human version of Wall-E.
Now with 100 percent more Werner Herzog.
Because a guy can only make so many standard action flicks.
Oh, what Conan did for love.
Her name is Nazanin Boniadi, and she was allegedly forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush after talking about her relationship with Cruise.
Tiny high heels are not cheap.
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If things don't work out with Rosie O'Donnell ...
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An inquiry into the very public private marriage of Holmes and Tom Cruise.
The TomKat divorce has brought negative scrutiny to the formerly rock solid organization.
No payout for Katie, says TMZ.
Says the AP.
"Oh, Liz, Tom is just so full of s--t."
Which means Katie Holmes is about to be super rich!
At Whole Foods.
But does he convince as an intimidating drifter?
From Orson Welles to Tyler Perry.
Then who was in that white Escalade?
Get thee to a Dawson's Creek reunion on Fallon, miss.
After five years of marriage.
You might spend the whole movie beating your head against the floor to make it stop.