"I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."
Oh, Joel Schumacher.
Plus: Jackson Rathbone joins 'No Ordinary Family.'
Cage did 'Sorcerer's Apprentice' for half his usual quote.
Plus: Nicolas Cage exits Joel Schumacher thriller.
Plus: Simon Baker and Paul Bettany join 'Margin Call.'