True Blood Recap: Please Send More Invisible Bottle Service
Every week we swear that we're going to stop looking for an ordered universe within True Blood, and just relax and enjoy the sex gore.
By Julieanne SmolinskiEvery week we swear that we're going to stop looking for an ordered universe within True Blood, and just relax and enjoy the sex gore.
By Julieanne SmolinskiShe'd like a signed sock, please.
By Denise MartinEveryone still wants to shake his hand.
By Willa PaskinGuys, yes. Gals, meh.
By Josef Adalian"At this point in my life, we're beyond the bucket list."
By Kyle BuchananSookie who?
By Denise MartinMany jokes were made at the expense of iPhones, texting, and Facebook.
By Julieanne SmolinskiTrue Blood's writers are really bringing it this season, if only in terms of pure Bonkers Quotient.
By Julieanne Smolinski"It’s going to take a lot of healing before they can move forward as a couple."
By Denise MartinIs that why it's so terrible?
By Margaret LyonsWhat happened last week, what's happened since, and what to look for tonight.
By Caroline BankoffMore backstory!
By Margaret LyonsWhen his story lines are good, the show is good. Otherwise ...
By Margaret LyonsLowest ratings ever among folks under 50.
By Josef Adalian"It was very hard to keep the secret, but I’ve learned over the past four years to become good at that."
By Denise MartinSometimes a show goes so off the rails that being off the rails becomes the point. Thus, True Blood, season five.
By Julieanne SmolinskiWhat happened last week (or last season), what's happened since, and what to look for tonight.
By Caroline Bankoff and Andre TartarAnd who is dead dead and undead, etc.
By Margaret LyonsBut do they bleed chocolate syrup?
By Eliot GlazerBon Temps welcomes you.
By Eliot Glazer