"Kenny Powers is a full-grown man so he would never Twitter."
"u r a jerk"
We have a few suggestions.
Plus, Louis C.K. drops by The Daily Show to share his thoughts on the Pope, on our regular late-night roundup.
Apparently we were not the only ones who found Lynn Hirschberg's 'Times Magazine' M.I.A. profile unflattering.
On Team Shankman: Joel Madden and some sandwich-maker.
"Now, I'm going to re-enter the Twitter stream and see if there is anyone left to offend!"
We bet this is the last time Aimee Mann impugns Ice-T's acting ability on Twitter.
"When did MAC start making the shade 'Blow-Job Red'?"
So, what the hell is this?
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"
"Copy 5 by 5 on those Back Tweets. I’ll try to keep these snappy. 2010 is KOOKS so far, no? Hanx."
TV reporters are tweeting live from the 'Lost' TCA presentation.
‘We're back shooting after Thanksgiving,’ she tweeted.
It's hard not to get behind a cause like this.
Says Activision: "Guitar Hero secured the necessary licensing rights from the Cobain estate in a written agreement signed by Courtney Love."
Trent Reznor may have quit social networking forever, but we just found something to take the pain away.
Even Ashton Kutcher thinks this is a bad idea.
Diddy's dinner date with Judd Apatow seems to have gone well.
"Hugh ... I'm countin' the hours. Wanna do dinner the night before. Same booth? Or catch up fresh on the air?" And then: silence.
The event was theater sanctioned and all tweeting was restricted to the back rows so as not to disturb other moviegoers. Even so, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.
You take them both and there you have the facts of Bay. The facts of Bay.
Though Twitter already had a perfectly good fake Michael Bay, the real one has signed up anyway.
Snoop Dogg is broadcasting live on the Internet right now, playing Name That Tune with his Twitter followers while smoking a marijuana cigarette.