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How did the critically maligned 'Bones' make $20 million this weekend? By pretending to be 'Twilight,' pretty much.
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"
See? This is why 'Twilight' actors can't have nice things.
What a (not sarcastic) class act.
Sadly, we were unable to think of a joke for the end of this post.
Are you ready to see Taylor Lautner's were-muscles stretched across 70 feet?
But more important: she was talking during the movie.
Precious is still doing really well, too.
And it's only slightly more unintentionally funny.
It made somewhere between $22.2 and $26 million in midnight screenings last night.
"I have a very high estrogen count."
This one is made by movie professionals.
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