The answer being, do not demand obscene amounts of money you don't deserve.
They've already got Vampire Weekend and Bat for Lashes (bats, get it?).
Younger stars like Lutz and Greene looking for more money.
Those poor, poor babies.
He wants them to know that he's studying up.
Sorry, Marlon Wayans, you're never going to get that Oscar.
And lots of it.
They "carve 'Edward Forever!' into the walls while laughing giddily."
A beautiful young mummy finds love in a most unexpected place.
Statement comes after principals return to set for new footage.
The director would have to push back his Richard Pryor biopic.
Commence shrieking! It's a spinoff, though.
So begins the GOP's push for Lautner in 2012.
Plus the best Biden joke of the evening, on our regular late-night roundup.
Unseen cheesiness from the most ridiculous movie of 2009.
Summit has offered 'Breaking Dawn' to classy directors Sofia Coppola, Bill Condon, and Gus Van Sant.
Shirtless young men!
Volume way, way down.
Do you want to "see [their] shit"?
Kristen Stewart is not allowed to speak.
The Welsh actor spoke with Vulture about 'Alice in Wonderland,' 'New Moon,' and more.
All that work for nothing.
After the Nicholas Sparks adaptation opened with $30 million, Hollywood is finally learning that the female audience subdivides into multiple niches.
Let's hope he uses the occasion to draw awareness to Restless Leg Syndrome.
"TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!"