March 12 will essentially be a national holiday for teenage girls.
There are still no deals in place to bring back any of the principals past a fourth movie.
He's doing his own stunts.
Peter Facinelli: "One time, I was in my apartment and I was going down to do my workout, and the elevator doors opened and Kellan Lutz was doing push-ups."
How did the critically maligned 'Bones' make $20 million this weekend? By pretending to be 'Twilight,' pretty much.
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"
See? This is why 'Twilight' actors can't have nice things.
Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."
What a (not sarcastic) class act.
Sadly, we were unable to think of a joke for the end of this post.
Are you ready to see Taylor Lautner's were-muscles stretched across 70 feet?
We don't know either!
But more important: she was talking during the movie.
And he loved 'Breaking Dawn.'
It's to mess with the paparazzi!
Precious is still doing really well, too.
And it's only slightly more unintentionally funny.
But he does love attention from older women.
It made somewhere between $22.2 and $26 million in midnight screenings last night.
No matter how passionately you love a florid, overwritten, hilarious book, the movie can be EVEN BETTER.
"I have a very high estrogen count."
"I do not have any syndrome."