Yard-margs for everybody!
Don’t leave the house.
It's unclear why.
She was funny on Twitter and became a Parks and Rec writer. Did you? Then sit down and listen!
It's either that or a baby's due date. Obviously.
"I have to turn over my password. :("
Plus: Tig Notaro put Conan on hold for a cell-phone call mid-interview, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
A perfect match of medium and performer.
Shortest Attention Span Theater.
He doesn’t write books much anymore.
Boy, someone really hates Selena Gomez.
Twitter and Nielsen have announced a new kind of social-media rating to measure active viewership. Yes, but how does that affect Community?
Plus: Jimmy Kimmel gave the @JohnKrasinski Twitter handle to its rightful owner, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Larry David, are you listening?
“Like everybody sane, when I first hear about Twitter, I was like, ‘That’s the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.’ ”
Plus: Melanie Griffith tweets in her paper cards to daughter Dakota Johnson, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
It's the gift that keeps on
Mutually assured destruction?
Plus: Bryan Cranston shared the death threats we would've heard from Walter White had we taken up Aaron Paul's tweet, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
"Happy New Year, mahfahkkaz!"
All 8,500 words of it.
Steadman stayed home with the dogs.
Dane Cook had MySpace, Rob Delaney has Twitter (and, basically, the whole Internet).
Thank you, Conan. New favorite segment.