Based on the book Hatching Twitter.
It's calling out to you, The Good Wife.
"I'm a creative genius, and there's no other way to word it."
"You’ll know [it's me] by the picture from Pee Wee’s Playhouse, and also by the filthy things that are being tweeted."
Expertly performed by SNL alum Bill Hader.
But Miley Cyrus set a Twitter record!
Weapons of mass destruction, what?
His second tweet, in full: "PRINCE'S 2ND TWEET."
Twitter users set their sights on Kristyn's glass eye.
Reality TV benefited the most.
Nielsen ratings aren't the only metric that matter anymore.
The comedian and Twitter superstar demonstrated his Hungry Hungry Hippos skills, which were quite impressive.
Yard-margs for everybody!
Don’t leave the house.
It's unclear why.
She was funny on Twitter and became a Parks and Rec writer. Did you? Then sit down and listen!
It's either that or a baby's due date. Obviously.
"I have to turn over my password. :("
Plus: Tig Notaro put Conan on hold for a cell-phone call mid-interview, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
A perfect match of medium and performer.
Shortest Attention Span Theater.
He doesn’t write books much anymore.
Boy, someone really hates Selena Gomez.