He will not rest until he's tried every Sarah on Twitter.
Let no stone go unturned in the search for insidery humor.
The rapper pulled an M.I.A. vs. Lynn Hirschberg.
Yes, it's bitchy.
Google+ is scary.
He's very likely to answer your question.
It's actually all Damon Lindelof's fault!
"Saved the lives of a group of oblivious muggles today. They proceeded to walk into a strip club."
"This oldish photo illustrates how much Nick Offerman enjoys working with me."
"That was unseemly."
For all your perversely edited cartoon and Twitter-mocking needs.
And Facebook, if you're into that.
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"Friend told me today not to drink and tweet."
She called out a homophobic former fan over Twitter this week.
Will Dolphin Girl jokes ever get old?
"@justinbieber hello, I was hoping you have a moment to speak with NAMBLA about our cause."
And got twelve stitches.
"You heard it here first."
The great experiment comes to a close.
She dressed like a Spanish infanta.
"I mean, come on, I write for Bette Midler."
Yes, Gilbert, the Twitter is read by your employers.
Seriously, he should give lessons.
Sheen's Korner goes on tour!