Weird, but SFW.
CBS, walking on the wild side.
You can probably guess.
He has been charged with aggravated harassment.
He's only signed for one season.
With a call to his lawyer.
Since Hugh Grant didn't work out.
While still on top, CBS still needs new breakout hits to replace its aging procedurals.
Tom Sizemore has a good story about him.
CBS and Warner Bros. have not admitted as much.
Instead, his lawsuit will be settled in arbitration.
"You can't win."
Good news, 'Parks and Rec' fans.
No matter who wins, we lose.
Molly Ringwald. You're so there.
So maybe now John Stamos can take over?
He spoofs the Charlie Sheen situation in a skit for Ellen's talk show.
We've got definitions for all of Charlie Sheen's most frequently used terms.
"I hope my kids read about this."
Charlie and his Vatican assassin warlocks are in a better place now.
Calls Chuck Lorre a "maggot" and wishes him "nothing but pain."
Charlie Sheen gets his wish!
Including vicious attacks on 'Two and a Half Men' creator Chuck Lorre.
Out of, um, friendly spite.
The 'Two and a Half Men' creator ribs his star, and writes him a sad, sad poem.