Disgusting Fourth Twilight Book to Be Two 3-D Movies?
Gross!By Lane Brown
Gross!By Lane Brown
Awesome!By Lane Brown
Peter Facinelli: "One time, I was in my apartment and I was going down to do my workout, and the elevator doors opened and Kellan Lutz was doing push-ups."By Amy Webber
How did the critically maligned 'Bones' make $20 million this weekend? By pretending to be 'Twilight,' pretty much.By Lane Brown
"Scenario: what if, due to scheduling, pats isn't avail? Shall we Go Stewart. And lautner? Or no twilighters?"By Lane Brown
See? This is why 'Twilight' actors can't have nice things.By Lane Brown
Robert Pattinson: "Oh, I have to go to the dentist."By Jada Yuan
Sadly, we were unable to think of a joke for the end of this post.By Lane Brown
Are you ready to see Taylor Lautner's were-muscles stretched across 70 feet?By Lane Brown
So does everyone else.By Adam K. Raymond
Hardwicke who?By Mark Graham
Hollywood did good.By Adam K. Raymond
Maybe he saw a Junior Mint on her neck.By Adam K. Raymond
Sadly, tin foil sold separately.By Mark Graham
It's to mess with the paparazzi!By Bennett Marcus
And it's only slightly more unintentionally funny.By Lindsay Robertson
It made somewhere between $22.2 and $26 million in midnight screenings last night.By Mark Graham
"Weitz’s compositions have no spark, though, and his pacing is so flaccid that you’re going to need the electricity of a live, first-weekend audience to stay charged up."By Mark Graham
Roger Ebert says that "Sitting through this experience is like driving a pickup in low gear though a sullen sea of Brylcreem."By Mark Graham
"I don't believe in it."By Mark Graham
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