[Sword sound effects.]
There's no money left. Grand Theft Auto V made all of it.
It has everything: crime, scuba diving, stocks, real estate, Los Angeles satire.
For Xbox Live.
And it's quite a jump.
We'd play 'em!
"Veggie chips are like packing peanuts."
"I'm the Courtney Stodden of video game blogs."
$90K, all cardboard!
The mustache makes it.
And when's your TED talk?
It's just like the real thing!
Eat your heart out, Rockapella.
More importantly, how do you get a 1-up?
Man, we're old.
He shoots, he scores, and the crowd goes wild because they all love Happy Endings as much as we do, hopefully!
Honestly? It would be pretty boring.
There's even a Lego Galadriel.
House of 8-Bit!
From a woof to a roar!
Collect 'em all!
Because why shouldn't this exist?