"The secret to life? Anyone can die at anytime."
Something's different from the old version!
Enjoy Vulture's video tribute to Roger's best one-liners of season three.
Say it ain't so, Milers!
"There was no person when I looked at him."
Finally someone screws with the future. Plus: video!
Pete Rose has a pretty reasonable excuse for not wanting to eat sushi off a naked man's body.
"That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing that that's the type of person that I fell in love with."
They've remixed their latest single with a new verse from the chubby beardo.
These are the days of Jake Gyllenhaal's life.
The film juxtaposes (beautiful) footage of construction cranes with (enigmatic) audio of women talking about their shoes.
This week's recap — with video!
Guest star (and Comedy Central ratings magnet) Jeff Dunham couldn't pull more viewers, sadly.
"What's he doing behind me?"
Straight Outta Scranton, PA.
But it's still 'Lost'!
Given Kanye's popularity these days, this is probably pretty smart marketing.
The Academy should like this a lot more than 'Gran Torino.'
It's the music video you've surely been waiting for!
Workman's short following the travails of a talented actress and her difficulties landing a decent movie role.
See the shaky, camera-phoned new 'Avatar' trailer!
Ratings for last night's season premiere were down 27 percent from last year's.
"Why isn't John funny anymore?"
Zooey Deschanel was probably wise to make new husband Ben Gibbard put a ring on it when she did.
"Money may have left the party, but the party is still going on."