"Real blood helps in a selfie ... And just remain calm."
Watch his breakdown of "Blood Money," the midseason premiere.
Plus: The episode's writer tells how this scene came to be.
Carrie cries. Pretty much the whole time.
From her chickens. She's not pregnant.
He plays television's sleaziest lawyer on Breaking Bad, but can he stomach these green-screen gems?
And let out her goofball side.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Last Night on Late Night: Stephen Colbert, Matt Damon, Henry Kissinger Had a ‘Get Lucky’ Dance Party
Colbert doesn't need you to get lucky, Daft Punk!
No one understood relationships quite like The O.C.'s No. 1 dad.
"And that's awesome!"
And then Cranston got creepy-flirty with Karolina Kurkova.
She was pretty funny.
Watch things go boom.
On kids' instruments!
"I don't even know what to say."
You don't lie in your bed. You don't eat the pudding. And you clean up with maxi pads.
"How was that any different from you going without the mask?"
Booze and blues. Aykroyd and Fallon. Could there be a better pairing?
Including what could've been a fairytale life as Mrs. Edward Norton, and a one-night stand set up by Princess Leia.
Well, hear one at least.
"Gatorade me, bitch!"
"When she put the drops in my ear, it started to drown the insect that was living in there, so it climbed out of my ear..."